Joshua Cartier turns his massage appointments into sex sessions using his “tramp stamp” tattoo on his lower back, resulting in him closing the sale by giving up his fine ass.

Massage Parlor Twinks is a nice festival of British boys getting frisky on a most overused massage table. Cartier is one of the hot bottoms in the film, below in action with the skinny top Kyle Martin.

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We have not talked about British twinks, lads, punks or chavs lately, so let’s take a look at Rick Hunter, a sweet little gem who began his career getting passed around in the films of Eurocreme’s Bulldog XXX line.

Hunter’s boyish looks are pretty as a picture. Little wonder he’s a big hit in Deviants!, where all the straight pussy porn gets the guys at the office aroused into debauchery.

Above: The glazed over Rick Hunter

An afternoon with dads n’ lads does not gett any better than this. Below, Hunter falls into the grip of the shaved Darren Robbins (Sweat!).

Hunter also appears in another high point of the movie, when he gets caught red handed by office employees Adam Tremadoc and “Phil”. By any metric, Deviants! measures up to its depraved claims, much due to its eager twink star Rick Hunter.

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British muscle bottom Jack Bond returns to the USA to get topped by the water delivery man in Hot House Entertainment’s new ode to office sex, Head Hunters, Inc.

Doesn’t British muscle bottom porn star Jack Bond bear a remarkable family resemblance to Hollywood movie star Billy Zane? Examine the evidence:

Billy Zane (Star of Titantic)

Jack Bond

After playing a major role as a well-dressed fashion designer in Michael Lucas’ La Dolce Vita, Bond keeps the coat and tie on when Vinnie D’Angelo stops by the Head Hunters office to deliver their bottled water. Bond is ornery when D’Angelo arrives. D’Angelo may carry their water, but he does not take their crap.

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Our movie reviewer Thumper tells us that he loves photos of boys in a sudsy bathtub. The closing episode of the comedy porn Da Vinci Load 2: Electric Twinkaloo has all that, and more. In this sequence, rough talking ruffian Sebastian Young sinks his claws into British boy Jayden Holloway, all in order to short circuit the birth of the future anti-Christ.

Holloway looks hot, and is shows here sucking and rimming the fabulous tattooed temple that is Sebastian Young.

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At first we were disappointed that the new movie U.K. Fratboys really had nothing to do with frats. This season’s frat house offerings have been pretty strong. (e.g. Proven Straight from Jet Set Men). But watching the models in action instantly redeemed this movie. The models, all universally hung and randy, clearly look very much turned on by what they are doing. Plus, four of the five episodes feature versatile sex, often with the guys going back and forth in a frenzy.

Here are photos from episode two, in which blond John Gadsby looks quite the couch ornament. It may not be obvious, but top Will Forbes has a very big dick which he uses nicely.

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English writers such as E.M. Forester openly envied and romanticized the sexual openness and looks of England’s lower class. Director Simon Booth captures their rutting and slutting in detailed close-ups and sharp color in Filthy Chavs, the third installment of the urban UK RudeBoiz film series

It begins with Gary Hughes drinking tea on his balcony, waiting patiently for brunet Danny Davis to show up at his flat for sex. Their hot hook up ignites the film with the memorable visual of Davis getting hammered on his black leather couch by the tattoed, closely shaven Hughes. Reviewer Jay North explains everything in his new review of the film.

Filthy Chavs is playing right now in the Frisky Fans Kino.

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Urban dictionary says the following about chavs:

“Chavs can be found the length and breadth of the country, hanging around any junk food outlet, off licence or just hanging around the streets, where they pass the time by vandalising property, drinking cheap cider, shouting abuse at passers by and terrorising old people.

Appearance: Chavs have a strict dress code. Designer labels are everything, although knocked off/fake items are almost de-rigeur. Typically, the male chav will wear a Nickelson or Schott hooded top, baggy tracksuit trousers, white designer trainers, and a baseball cap by burberry or Nike.”

Frisky fans reviewer Jay North expands on the subject in his review of Dirty Fuckers from the Rude Boiz studio.

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