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Rock Hudson on VintageBareback.com?

Posted by desslock on February 23rd, 2010

"Hello, Doris? Don’t take your bedroom problems out on me, bitch, or I’ll sick my queenie BFF Tony Randall on you."

Rock Hudson Vintage Bareback

Much more vintage gay porn treasures await you at www.vintagebareback.com.

Porn Star Rod Daily Separated at Birth from Mike The Situation?

Posted by desslock on February 2nd, 2010

More puzzling evidence comes in off the friskynews wire. This time, we deduce that porn star Rod Daily seriously might be related to Mike “The Situation”, the bold Guido from MTV’s surprise hit television show Jersey Shore, which chronicles the social rituals of young partiers.

Rod Daily The Situation Rod Daily The Situation

Rod Daily The Situation

Mike The Situation developed his personality on screen as a confident individual who juggles multiple partners and takes grenades for the team.

Rod Daily, not only sports more tattoos, but has starred in numerous movies from Jet Set Studios like the recent Big Dick Society 2: Dicktimized and Hung Country for Young Men, where he both tops and bottoms.

What’s their mutual secret? G T L, baby! G T L.

While dating Nick Carter, Paris Hilton may have seen Bel Ami model Tim Hamilton and done a real double take.

Just compare their looks!

Tim Hamilton Paris Hilton Nick Carter

The blond porno superstar has since moved on from his comfortable Bel Ami home, leaving behind a legacy of sexual conquests and infidelity.

The now classic The Private Life of Tim Hamilton successfully shows him cheat on boyfriend Lukas Ridgeston, pick up Danny Saradon as a replacement squeeze and continue on with more trysts. The movie also includes a heart pounding, and versatile, farewell to blond sex star Dano Sulik, who retired shortly after filming this movie.

Below: Observe the private lives of bottle blonds in The Private Life of Tim Hamilton

Private Life of Tim Hamilton snapshot

Perhaps watching Bel Ami’s tell all, no secrets The Private Life of Tim Hamilton could teach Paris Hilton some relationship lessons about bottle blonds.

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Kathleen Turner Fashion Heats Michael Lucas Prague Film

Posted by desslock on July 1st, 2008

File under Separated at Birth?

“I don’t know what you are saying.  It’s just a blouse and skirt.”  So uttered Kathleen Turner to William Hurt in Body Heat, playing the vamp who eventually lures him into murdering her rich husband.

On his recent visit to Prague, Michael Lucas casts Elgin Lars for the film Inside Prague. Using her 1980’s hair style as a guide, Mr. Lars seems to have done as much as possible to imitate Turner in her most seductive role.

Kathleen Turner

Elgin Lars

In this movie, Jonathan Vargas picks up Lars and Jon Agasi, a new face to film, and coaxes them back to his hotel room, where he screws both of them. Way to go, Jonathan!

Read Inside Prague Movie Review

Forbidden Thanksgiving Photos from Hot House

Posted by desslock on November 23rd, 2007

Americans everywhere celebrated Thanksgiving yesterday with lots of turkey and dressing. (Here in Texas, we eat cornbread dressing.)

Footage secretly obtained by our spies show how Thanksgiving was celebrated at over at San Francisco-based Hot House Entertainment shows that a real feast occurred.

The Missing snapshot

The Missing snapshot

We think that if you want that dining room set from Sears, you are going to have to special order it.

This captivating scene from Hot House’s The Missing shows Tony Mecelli chowing down on a turkey leg. This is actually one of our favorite films from the studio.

[Watch The Missing] – Movie Review: The Missing

Bruce Willis Moonlighting as Doug Jeffries?

Posted by desslock on August 21st, 2007

Has Hollywood actor Bruce Willis been moonlighting in gay porn as model-cum-director Doug Jeffries?

These photos from All World Video’s entertaining Down the Drain provide puzzling evidence:

Bruce Willis snapshot

Doug Jeffries snapshot
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After appearing in over a hundred movies, Jeffries moved over to the director’s chair at Studio 2000. He later directed a string of snappy movies for All Worlds and Rascal Video. His movies are hot, and in many cases, refreshingly interracial (Check out Doug Jeffries’ Raw). In this photo from Down the Drain, plumbers Jeffries and Jason Tiya use chulito Sergio Anthony to clean his own toilet. Jeffries seems to enjoy appearing in movies.

Old habits die hard.

Is Zac Efron Every Poolboy’s Dream?

Posted by desslock on August 15th, 2007

They are cousins- identical cousins- well, not really- but the two do share an uncanny resmemblance. This leads one to make a conclusion who came first the chicken or the nugget? If these two ever met what make-up tips could they share?
Compare these two photographs of Hollywood actor Zac Efron, star of High School Musical (1,2)and Hairspray(2007), and Brent Corrigan, hot potato pornstar

Zak Efron snapshot Brent Corrigan snapshot

Corrigan exploded onto the movie scene in 2003’s Every Poolboy’s Dream. But don’t attempt to watch it, as possessing such material, if adjudicated, could result in a felony. Both guys today are no longer minors.

Questionable Grapfruit

Posted by pickles on May 3rd, 2007


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What’s the difference between being fucked over by a grapefruit and literally being fucked OVER a grapefruit?
 
 
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Alan Capier or Alan Napier?

Posted by pickles on January 24th, 2007


Alan Capier
Alan Capier
Alan Napier
  • Porn Model and Actor
  • Stage and Screen Actor
  • Star of TV’s Batman (Batman’s butler) & Alfred Hitchcock Presents
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Spunky Trekkies

Posted by pickles on November 17th, 2006

Spunky Trekkies
Image is a spoof, parody